RONNIE DREW
Rasputin looks like Peek-a-Boo
When he's compared to Ronnie Drew;
As o'er a glass he stares at you
With those big eyes, red, white and blue!
His voice, like thunder in a glen.
Would put the fear of death in men:
Dressed in 50 guinea suits
And hand-stitched, Spanish leather boots.
He could be almost Royal-reared
Except for the porter in his beard!
I hear he's given up the drink
Before his soul to Hell doth sink.
And now he swallows, nice and slow
Big cups of coffee, (Gaelic, though!) |
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CIARAN BOURKE
Ciaran Bourke's a monstrous man
With voice as soft as marzipan.
And after 15 creme de menthe
He'll read you poems in Ireland's tongue;
And in the wee hours of the morn.
You'll wake up hearing Ciaran's horn.
Tin-whistle, pipes or big guitar.
Playing. "Open up the bar!"
And to begin the breakfast hours,
A triple vodka, a glass of Powers',
A double brandy (with a dash of port)
To wash away the midnight hurt;
Some pints to settle hand and brain
Then Ciaran's fit to drink again!
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